There were 3 secretaries of a big company having some chit-chat over lunch…They have 3 different bosses…

One blurted out her typing skill…she said she can type 40wpm that’s why she was accepted.

When asked, the other one said, “I do 50wpm,” in a matter-of-factly look.

The third was just listening quietly but was asked the same question…

She answered, “30wpm.”

“What??? 30wpm only??? How come you got accepted???”

“I type dictates over my cellphone since we’re often on the road. When I use the keyboard, I do more than 60wpm.”