What exactly is omnimucalarity? I do not know exactly. I do know that I am going ot get first page google results for this post though since there are currently only two other google results. They both have the same content and they claim that it means you have smelly mucous in your lungs. Well lets break it down
Omni means all or every
Muca has to do with the mucas
Larity gives it some sort of time like regularity
So if we put this all together we have all the time mucus is regular. Does not make much sense. I really feel like this is a made up word, but hey the English language is made up of words that are rubbish and made up. I project that it will soon make it into Urban dictionary and who knows where it will go from there.
This is by far the best puppy video I have seen all year, it was posted in 2008 but it is only recently being passed around the internet. How a gold mine like this only has 5 thousand views I am not sure. I am deeming this the cutest clip of 2010 as far as puppies go.
Today during lunch Chris and I grabbed some Chinese food, and it was glorious. As I was dropping him off we saw what we assumed was a homeless person in a red beanie. After I dropped Chris off he stopped me and asked me if I could point the way to Atlantic, I did so. He thanked me and I started driving away leaving him to walk a couple miles to Atlantic. He seemed like a nice guy so I turned around and offered him a ride, he graciously accepted. He introduced himself told me his name was Ross and he just walked out on his boss, and jokingly asked if I need any construction done.
Evidently he was asking his employer if he could be paid on the books rather than off, you see Ross is hard pressed to find work. He has been doing construction, painting, E.T.C. for this guy for some months now. Every day when he is done with his 6 to 9 hours of work he gets handed a 20 dollar bill. Ross has been trying to find more work to support himself but he does not have any recent job references because officially he has no job. This man is working extremely hard and earns 20 dollars a day. He makes anywhere from 2.22 to 3.33 bucks an hour depending on the day. If he gets to work 7 days in a week he will make 140 bucks that is 560 a month that is 6720 dollars a year. And that is only if he gets a job every day working 6-9 hours a day.
So back to him walking out on his boss, you see Ross wants to be paid on books so he can have some sort of job reference and his boss refuses to pay him minimum wage. Ross is unable to find work, nobody wants to hire him because he is homeless. He was clean, smelled good, and was entirely sober. He spoke well, was nice, and not once did he ask me for anything but directions and work. So i gave him a ride to Atlantic which was on the way for me any ways and gave him the rest of my Chinese food before he left. He refused at first and when he finally accepted he did not ask what it was, he did not ask me for anything else he was just legitimately grateful to be getting some warm tofu. More than anything though Ross seemed glad that I treated like a human being. I wish there was something more I could have done for Ross. I wish I knew which direction to point him in, I mean he is willing to work he just does not have the opportunity.
I read somewhere once that the average duration of homelessness was four month, but I have to wonder how the hell somebody gets out of the situation Ross is in. He makes enough money to eat, but that is about it. I wish you the best of luck Ross, and hope you find a way to stay warm tonight. As for Ross’s boss you suck, treat people like people. I mean I get that you want to make an extra buck I really do, but that can not be at the expense of another human being.
What a possitive message this sends kids these days. Go to jail and you can be introduced to a famous choreographer. Thats right folks Michael Jackson choreographer went to the middle og nowhere phillipines to teach these guys some moves. Personally I still prefer their thriller video.
Today I started my day out right. I got to work 15 minutes before they open the doors and was going to walk over to food lion and grab some fruit, but my boss was here so I offered to do a coffee run. I went to Dunkin Doughnuts and got a coffee for myself and the big man upstairs. I also picked up a couple of those egg whites on bagels; they were delicious. I started my day off with some breakfast which is unusual for me and coffee which is always good. So I got myself some brownie point with the boss and then started thinking about coffee. I mean at what point did somebody say hey lets take the bitter tasting bean thing and roast it,crush it, and strain hot water through it? That is a pretty weird thing to do to something, but am I ever glad that somebody decided to do it.
Well I did some research and this is what I came up with in the 10th century or earlier Africans ate the berry and reported strange vitality coming with it. Now eating it I understand but what convinced somebody to even eat it? Well legend has it that a goat herder saw that the goats who ate these peculiar berries jumped around a bunch and were happier and more active than other goats. Okay so goat eats berry, goat herder eats berry, goat herder decides that eating them is to difficult so he dries them then adds them to water?
So here is what I think happened. Goats eat the coffee beans and love it, they dance around bleeting excitedly all hopped up on caffeine and probably peeing everywhere(since coffee is a diuretic). So the goat herder is like dang I want to jump around and be as happy as those goats. You see the goat herder was having trouble staying up since at night instead of sleeping he had to watch the defend his herd like a good goat herder. After ingesting them he too felt fantastic and danced with his goats. After much dancing with his goats he traveled onwards, he traveled through a place where these magic beans were scarce. Now addicted to the caffeine he spent 3 days and 3 nights trying to think of a way that he never had to be without these magic dance inducing beans. The solution was simple dry them and carry them with him so he would never be without them. He dried as many as he could each goat was crafted some small saddlebags and they were stuffed with as many dried coffee beans as was possible. He ate them and remained alert and ever vigilant. He soon grew tired of the bitter dried taste though so he tried to reconstitute them and eat them, but that was equally as disgusting. He poured out the excess liquid and after the goats drank it and danced he decided to try to drink some of the excess liquid himself. He found that it was delicious. So he started to drink coffee. That is my story about how coffee came to be, please let me know if there are any plotholes I will fix em.
Pirate Metal exists and it is awesome. Thank you Marcus Jackson for turning me on to this music that really turns me on. I love it. It almost beats cowboy music. Yippe cayey!
Lyrics to Heavy Metal Pirates : Sailing the seven seas of metal We thirst for blood, your ship is in our sights Taste a broadside from our cannons of steel Before our cutlasses of metal you shall kneel
We are Heavy Metal Pirates We sail across the sky In our battleships of cosmic steel We’re the terror up on high We are Heavy Metal Pirates Our cutlasses are true So give us all your treasure Or soon we’ll come for you
The wind is in our sails, and fate is on our side So raise the Jolly Roger and sail into the night We’re warriors of steel upon the Spanish Main No quarter for the poseurs, we’ll bring ‘em death and pain
When did this become a movie? How in the world did I not know that this hit theaters near me? I go to the movies, and I read the book. Probably one of the best books ever if only because of the sheer ridiculousness of the situations. Evidently it comes to DVD before February. Here are the two trailers I found.
If you can not wait for the DVD release then I suppose you could torrent it. If you do decide to torrent it let me know what you think. As for me I will be buying it when I see it out.
http://isohunt.com/torrents.php?ihq=I+Hope+They+Serve+Beer+in+Hell
http://www.torrentreactor.net/torrents/3410332/I-Hope-They-Serve-Beer-in-Hell-(2009)-DVDSCR-MAXSPEED
http://www.torrentsdownload.net/torrent/153720/I+Hope+They+Serve+Beer+in+Hell%5B2009DvDrip%5BEng-FXG.html
http://www.torrentdownloads.net/searches/I%20Hope%20they%20serve%20beer%20in%20hell
And you can stream it here
http://www.seedpeer.com/details/2533001/I-Hope-They-Serve-Beer-in-Hell-%5BENG%5D-Best-DvDrip-%5B2009%5D.html
This camel is PISSED. Now we all know what an angry camel sounds like. It is quite frightening.
Here we go with an example of racism that is not generally caught as being racist. How often do you think people eat McDonalds with chopsticks? Probably next to never. Even people who use chopsticks do not use them for finger food. McDonalds way to be racist and get away with it.
Some backstory for you guys, this commercial is an open attack on a rival beer company. The rival beer company has a large shareholder of supposed whale hunters. It is pretty farfetched to blame the beer for a shareholders actions. Add this to the racial rioting which happened in Sydney a few years back and you have quite a message. In my oppinion booze and racism should be kept far far away from each other.
