My Beard
Looking back on the day I realize that it has been an important day for my beard. It got more attention then it has in a long long time. I mean first it almost got me kicked out of scholl since it makes me look like a creepy homless guy. It almost killed me while I was driving to lunch when one of my beard hairs clogged my throat(yes I’m sure it was a beard hair and no I am not sure how it got there.). Then these two girls at my school straightened it, or rather they tried. My beard smoked and instead of being straight it was just poofier. Also no sure why they had a straightener in the hall plugged into an outlet. I guess a girl has to to what a girl has to do to stay beautiful. All in all a very proactive day on my beards part. I think it would be funny to have a blog devoted to a beard. Obviously it would have to be one more epic then mine. Notice how this is the longest blog post to date lol.
