Nicolas Cage Buys a Pyramid
Oh Nic Nic Nic, you bought a pyramid? What the hell for? Oh…I see so you crawl in it after you die. How does the IRS feel about you spending money to make sure you get buried like a pharaoh? For those of you who do not know, Nicolas Cage is some 14 million dollars in debt to the IRS. Those people do not mess around, which may be why he has such a sudden interest in how he gets buried. People are in shock that he would spend the money on a glorified concrete triangle.
Most people are saying that he bought the pyramid, but I am pretty sure it was built for him. I found this picture that looks a lot like the one TMZ has, and found it while searching for Nicolas Cage. Also look at the size of the pyramid, I mean I am sure that it was expensive, but not so expensive that it should be such a big deal. I think the big deal is that he has a freaking pyramid, I mean come on who out there does not want a pyramid. There is no word yet as to how his organs will be stored, or what sort of curses they are getting to protect his tomb.
Thanks http://lettersinbottles.blogspot.com/2010/03/nicholas-cages-new-family-tomb.html for the picture!