Nicolas Cage Buys a Pyramid
Oh Nic Nic Nic, you bought a pyramid? What the hell for? Oh…I see so you crawl in it after you die. How does the IRS feel about you spending money to make sure you get buried like a pharaoh? For those of you who do not know, Nicolas Cage is some 14 million dollars in debt to the IRS. Those people do not mess around, which may be why he has such a sudden interest in how he gets buried. People are in shock that he would spend the money on a glorified concrete triangle.
Most people are saying that he bought the pyramid, but I am pretty sure it was built for him. I found this picture that looks a lot like the one TMZ has, and found it while searching for Nicolas Cage. Also look at the size of the pyramid, I mean I am sure that it was expensive, but not so expensive that it should be such a big deal. I think the big deal is that he has a freaking pyramid, I mean come on who out there does not want a pyramid. There is no word yet as to how his organs will be stored, or what sort of curses they are getting to protect his tomb.
Thanks http://lettersinbottles.blogspot.com/2010/03/nicholas-cages-new-family-tomb.html for the picture!
Wow. I wonder how my wife would feel if I had a pyramid built. It is an awesome statement to make to family and friends. You will be able to visit me here for all eternity. I wonder if the building code would permit it?
On another note: $14,000,000.00?? You know, he’ll probably settle and pay half of that. That means he will be skating on more taxes than I’ll ever owe.
Well apparently the Russians have done a ton of research on pyramids. They are supposed to create a special type of vortical energy that has tons of positive benefits. They posioned rats with cancer causing chemicals in two groups, one inside a large pyramid they built and a control group elsewhere… Of the control group all of them died and the ones in the pyramid, apparently a huge percentage of them survived.
It’s supposed to have amazing benefits overall from preventing disease to curing mental illness to living organisms in general. I think this is awesome that he’s doing this. I’ve always wanted to do this myself for just the same reason but can’t afford it.
The resonant fields created in the pyramids at certain points are supposed to have profound effects on consciousness and perception, and that the kings chamber I believe it is in the great pyramids was centered at one of those points where the full spectrum resonance is greatest… in order to facilitate the transition of awareness into hyperspace I would assume.