New Report at Faking News No obscene slogans found written on the toilet walls of Karnataka Assembly Posted: 11 Feb 2012 02:28 AM PST Bangalore. In a highly surprising development, a team of investigators failed to spot even a single obscene slogan or sketch drawn on the walls of the toilets inside the Karnataka Assembly premises. The investigators were tryi […]
Blonde Jokes :: #18 By James Bywaters from USA. The Lottery A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some mo […]
Elderly Jokes :: #18803 By Wiley Post from Durham North Carolina USA. An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatch […]
Male Jokes :: #222 By Tito Smith from USA. This woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more. He would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit. One day the toilet stopped up. When h […]
Marriage Jokes :: #5270 By Anonymous from USA. A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night. "Honey", the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?" "I suppose so - it's paid for." "How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of […]
New Report at Faking News BJP MLAs to auction the porn clip that they were viewing Posted: 09 Feb 2012 03:47 AM PST Bangalore. After reports of unprecedented curiosity and demand for the porn clip that they were caught viewing in the state assembly, BJP MLAs have decided to sell the four minute video clip to the highest bidder in a public auction. The three […]
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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #574 By Donna Stuckert from USA. Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal, and said to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!" and approached a second man. "Do you want to got to heaven?" " […]
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Work Jokes :: #19378 By Jeff Cross from Australia A very loud Texan Engineer was visiting Australia, and talking big about all of the large civil works in the USA that he was involved in. To be polite his Australian counterpart took him on a tour of some of Sydney's larger constructions. First he took him to Gladesville Bridge. The Texan exclaimed, […]
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Business Jokes :: #9922 By Brenda Ervin from Las Vegas Nevada USA. A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." "Well, then, just give me the mon […]
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New Report at Faking News Fresh petition against Chidambaram accusing him of “intelligence failure” in 2G scam Posted: 04 Feb 2012 10:46 PM PST New Delhi. Janta Party chief Subramanian Swamy has filed a fresh petition against P Chidambaram as a part of his mission to get the Former Finance minister in jail for his alleged role in the 2G spectrum allocation s […]
Sex Jokes :: #1507 By Anonymous from Australia The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. […]
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