Posts Tagged clever

Smart, Clever, and Funny

Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !) Everyone [...]

Top 10 Best Excuses not to turn in your Math Homework

Homework can definitely become overwhelming sometimes, but it is something we all need to do. Well, most of the time(: 10. It’s Isaac Newton’s birthday. 9. I couldn’t decide whether i is the square root of -1 or i are the square root of -1. 8. I accidentally divided by 0 and my paper burst [...]

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