It seems to be an unwritten lawn that as a celebrity you must stand out. As if fame isn’t enough, you have got to wear the most eccentric and expensive things out there, cause wild scandals, and give your kid the weirdest name in history. Names like Jenny, Jim, Anne, John, are just to common. After you’ve looked at these baby names you will be glad you weren’t born as their kid.

10. Kal-El

Child of: Nicolas Cage

Its obvious that he likes Superman…

9. Fifi Trixibelle

Child of: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Imagine that name in the work place. “Ms. Trixibelle would like that report now.” How is anyone going to take that seriously. She better grow up to be a princess with a name like that.

8. Apple

Child of: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

What are they going to name their next kid, Banana?

7. Sage Moonblood

Child of: Sylvester Stallone

Look at the parent and you have your answer…

6. Prince Michael II/Blanket

Child of: Michael Jackson

‘Prince’ that is a little odd. ‘Michael II’ is totally acceptable, but /Blanket…I mean WHAT? Unfortunately we will never get the story behind that name.

5. Rocket Rodriguez

Child of: Robert Rodriguez

Well we knows what is in his future. With a name like that their really is only one real profession for you.

4. Moxie Crimefighter

Child of: Penn Jillette

Their theory was that you never really use the middle name so why not make it fun. Yeah, but what about ‘Moxie’? It sounds like a cat who attacks you socks.

3. Tu Morrow

Child of: Rob Morrow (from the TV show Numb3rs)

This is just a terrible pun. Why not ‘Mary Christmas’ or ‘Hal O’wean’. Imagine saying “Good morning Tu Morrow…”

2. Audio Science

Child of: Actress Shannyn Sossamon

Isn’t that a band?

1. Pilot Inspector

Child of: Jason Lee

Honestly, I am at a loss for words. But hey Jason Lee is funny, now his kid at least has a funny name.

0. Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin

Child of: Frank Zappa

He named his other kids Dweezil and Ahmet…

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1. Information and picture from: http://www.cracked.com/