About

Beauty is in the fry of the beholder
Beauty is in the fry of the beholder		 Background
I have watched and remembered TV commercials since I was a kid. I enjoy watching television, but in my viewing habits tend to stay away from major network prime-time programming.

I was born in the midwest but grew up in the south, learning friendly, common sense, conservative, hard-working values.I think that TV commercials are an indispensible part of the American experience, good, bad or otherwise.I also believe it is our God-given right to speak out against crappy television – ESPECIALLY commercials, since they are so prevalent today.
Qualifications
  • Went to Super Bowl XXIX
  • Speak fluent Burpese
  • Went to several World Cup matches in Orlando and Birmingham in 1994.
  • Been in the “business” (Internet/Marketing/Advertising Agency) for 10 years.
Education
Attended many colleges and universities with great intent and minimal success including such fine institutions as:

  • Florida Community College Jacksonville
  • University of Wisconsin – Milwaukee
  • State University of New York – Buffalo
  • University of North Florida
Experience
  • Watched man land on the moon on live TV.
  • Once had a cactus thorn go completely through my toe and pin it to my foot.
  • Was once struck by lightning (indirectly)
Hobbies
  • Travel
  • Soccer
  • Martial Arts
  • Eating
  • Beer