Ok. I’m the first to admit that volunteering isn’t high on my list of priorities. Even if I had the time, which I don’t, I would much rather spend it catching up on what got Tivo’d last week than expending what little energy is left after taking care of my kids on something that i’m [...]

So I truly believe that all stupid people should be locked up on a commune together where they can never annoy the good citizens of  “smartsville” ever again.  I mean it. Let’s just go out & take all of those people that don’t answer a direct question, don’t use common sense, don’t listen when someone [...]

So this morning I woke up & said a few fond farewells. – Farewell little yellow wilted tomato plant. You and I were just not destined to grow together this year. I will cherish the small, green rotted knots you tried to present me with. – Farewell mulch. It was love that brought us together [...]

I’ve never blogged before – obviously since it took me a few minutes to figure out how to even post this, but it intrigues me that anyone other than immediate friends and family would care to read anything that I have to say.  Mind you I’ve come up with some zingers in my time, but [...]